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The Letter Bar is a writing service that spices up boring, ordinary letters and books. Words go from bland, blah, blah to boom, bang, damn! Our products twerk, break-dance, trap, clapback, turn heads, ups the heat and gets the point across loud and crystal clear.
Today, we're serving shots of clapbacks, rounds of resignations, glasses of goodbyes, bottles of baby come back, platters of forgiveness, and affirmations for dessert. Grab a seat at the bar and run up a tab. What kinda letter you need today?
We don't sell old, stale letters and don't turn on the fire until you pull up to order! We like to serve our letters hot, fresh, well done, and seasoned just write. So, give us about three to five days to cook you up something real nice and tasty!
Our specials for today are: A dish called Break ups, Make Ups and Love" that whips you up a ultimatum, goodbye, or a head over heels in love letter. An appetizer that adds a spicy seasoning to your website, social media posts, and resignations letters. Our entrees of affirmations, outlines, and books are sure to hit the spot. We also serve specialty dishes if you don't see what you like on the menu. Our chefs can cook up a hotplate made just right for you. Click here to place your order!
Please enter a working email at checkout so we can contact you and start working our magic. Books come in paperback version only. Shipping is economy and delivered slowly by the United States Postal Service (USPS). Be mindful that there's no turning back after purchase because all sales are final. We aim to please with Chic-Fil-A like customer service, so email Theletterbar@gmail.com with your questions, compliments, and feedback. Thank You!